peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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