yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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