Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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