I want to stick my p in your. b.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So here I am, sexting at work.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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