well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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