Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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