school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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