another moral hangover. fuck.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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