i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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