jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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