i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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