I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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