so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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