return my video game
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
