We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Everyone says I win the strip club
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
