someone threw a dead crab at me
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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