Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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