dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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