If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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