chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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