They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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