grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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