he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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