Do vagina's smell?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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