But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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