i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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