Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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