very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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