Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
