he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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