Me too!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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