there was a trapeze. enough said
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
be right there i have to get my cape
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
