she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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