We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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