Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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