I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Pants are for mortals
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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