Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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