this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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