I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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