I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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