he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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