i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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