I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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