It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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