I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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