I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
