Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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