That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
