Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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