I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Randomize
