So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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