I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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