Kiss
Puke
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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