Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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