I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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