Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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